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The Untold Love Story of Inanimate Objects: Masterpost

Title: The Untold Love Story of Inanimate Objects
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word count:: ~33,000
Summary: It’s the end of Supernatural. And after years of being together, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki prepare to part ways with one final getaway. But when Jared meets with a 'freak accident', saying goodbye becomes harder than it already is. Jared needs help healing, lots of it. And Jensen may have the best intentions at heart but he doesn’t really know what he’s doing. Like, not at all.
Warnings/Spoilers: AU. Sex, language, violence, exaggerated fangirl behavior, religion-bashing. Other pairings briefly implied: Jared/OMC, Jensen/Danneel, Tom/Jamie, Michael/OFC, Christian/OFC. A non-CW real person-based character included.

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four
Artwork - 1
Artwork - 2
Artwork - 3
Podfic (audio)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. None of the events described in this story actually happened. All characters included are based on real people but they’re NOT the same people because this is entirely fictional. No attempt has been made to stay true to any real person’s character because this story is, of course, complete fiction.

Author Notes: Written for 2009. Thank you so much to astrangerfate, riveryklown, and shalooney for the fantastic and much-needed beta! All mistakes are most assuredly mine. Thanks also to ekaanta and bitterbird for the lovely and very, very last minute artwork. Finally, thank you wendy, highwaywoman and audrarose for organizing this year’s bigbang. It’s been nerve-wracking and fun! Thanks also to josieb1 who bid for and won riverbella (cybel) at the Sweet Charity Auction and got a podfic done for this story. I'm so stunned and amazed that these girls would even want to! :) Link above for your listening pleasure, hopefully :)

Yay!! I've been waiting for this...off to read.

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My prayers have been heard! xD

Off to read!

Hey sweetie! I've been refreshing Part four for your review for a while now ;) Do let me know what you thought even if you didn't like it okay?

OMGSH!!!!! *squeals* YOU WROTE A BIG BANG!!!! I'm so friggin excited, you have no idea!!! XD *Must click on links NOW!*

:D I hope you like it!!! *bites nails*

. . . kdlfbajsfdgba.
Dear God I love you. Seriously. You're like the candy to my Jared.
That being said, why did you post this right before I have a final?!
I have to be up in five hours and now I won't be able to sleep due to lovely amounts of gay Texans.

. . . You'd better be taking responsiblity for my passing out during the exam.

:) Thank you and Sorry and All the very best for your exam!!!! :) *hugs*

I am so looking forward to this. So goddamn am. I miss your work, your literature, and I am sure this one here will make my heart go faster, as any of your work managed for me. For my heart.

Hey sweetie!!! Been such a long time, I hope you're alright? How is college and how is the writing coming along? :) I hope you like this one hon.. will wait to hear from you even if you don't. I would love to know your thoughts. I miss our conversations hon. *hugs*

*saves the story*

A good thing I check bigbang site today. Otherwise I would have to wait another day to read your story. :D
Oh, can't wait to read it.

Hey you! Hope you like this story hon... *is nervous* But either way, I will be looking forward to your thoughts at the end of part four! :)

Has just read all story... in second time and also has stolen on my ebook ;) Really great fic and boys was so real, lively and ... i lost my words! I'm in love with your boys! Hugs

Thank you!! :) I'm so glad you enjoyed the story hon. With all the good bigbang stuff out there, I was really unsure of this one..

This was lovely - hot, tension-filled, loving, romantic - extremely well-rounded story that I was sad to see end.

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing hon! Glad you enjoyed it :)

Gracious, how do you this? I'm reading part two and I'm hooked already, avidly reading, unable to stop. But I just had to stop for a second to just write a first reaction. I love your shrink, she's good, even if a fangirl! =)
Oh and cynical Jensen? *fans self* I love your portrayal of Jensen, because usually he's rather the emo bottom in most of the stories in this fandom. But I just love your Jensen!!! And I don't like smokers, but he makes it look sexy! ;-)
Oh and Sam? You're getting worse and worse with the angst. I love it of course!
*dashes off to read some more*

amazing job

Okay, I have yet to get an LJ account, sorry :( I tried setting the account but its saying something about my emial already registered. blah blah blah.

I am just happy i can still leave a comment regarding the story. I have to say, last year your story blew me away. This year, it had me speechless, gasping, you blew me away, AGAIN!!

Your style of writing is amazing, i really love the way that you describe the characters and the situations they are in, through the characters eyes, mind, and thoughts.

My only complaint would be, that you dont write enough. We need more, you are so talented and have this amazing plots. I hope we dont have to wait till next years big bang to get to read more stories from you. :)
I give you a standing ovation with this story ( insert me standing and claping) clap clap clap :P.

I wonder if anyone out there (like me) is dying to read some more bunny plots from last years big bag story, shipwrecked by the laughter of gods. ;). What can I say am I die hard fan ( not a stalker though so dont worry :P ).

Here is to crossing fingers that I one day get an LJ account.

Thank you so much for reading and reviewing sweetie. I am so glad you enjoyed my bigbangs - both last year's and this one! :) And I'll hope you get an LJ account so we can talk on a regular basis and I know who I am talking to :)

OMG! Thank you so so much sweetie!! :) *smishes*
I was also.. um, hoping to hear from you about this one - whatever you thought - good or bad, I'll take it :)

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Awww, thank YOU so very much for the lovely feedback hon! I'm so glad you enjoyed reading this story :)

I'm starting the big bang a bit late. I can't wait to read this!

Yayy! :) I hope you like it..

im reading it

He flinches, and once again Kyra wonders if Jared Padalecki might actually be the saner one in this couple.

made me lol - even though it was durin' srs discussion :P

Thank you so much hon!! I hope you like the rest of it too :)