June 22nd, 2009

JP: Bigbang 2009 icon

The Untold Love Story of Inanimate Objects: Masterpost

Title: The Untold Love Story of Inanimate Objects
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word count:: ~33,000
Summary: It’s the end of Supernatural. And after years of being together, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki prepare to part ways with one final getaway. But when Jared meets with a 'freak accident', saying goodbye becomes harder than it already is. Jared needs help healing, lots of it. And Jensen may have the best intentions at heart but he doesn’t really know what he’s doing. Like, not at all.
Warnings/Spoilers: AU. Sex, language, violence, exaggerated fangirl behavior, religion-bashing. Other pairings briefly implied: Jared/OMC, Jensen/Danneel, Tom/Jamie, Michael/OFC, Christian/OFC. A non-CW real person-based character included.


Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four
Artwork - 1
(pinch-hit)
Artwork - 2
(spoilery)
Artwork - 3
(mine)
Soundtrack
Podfic (audio)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. None of the events described in this story actually happened. All characters included are based on real people but they’re NOT the same people because this is entirely fictional. No attempt has been made to stay true to any real person’s character because this story is, of course, complete fiction.

Author Notes: Written for 2009. Thank you so much to astrangerfate, riveryklown, and shalooney for the fantastic and much-needed beta! All mistakes are most assuredly mine. Thanks also to ekaanta and bitterbird for the lovely and very, very last minute artwork. Finally, thank you wendy, highwaywoman and audrarose for organizing this year’s bigbang. It’s been nerve-wracking and fun! Thanks also to josieb1 who bid for and won riverbella (cybel) at the Sweet Charity Auction and got a podfic done for this story. I'm so stunned and amazed that these girls would even want to! :) Link above for your listening pleasure, hopefully :)